1:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava
2:
Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain
Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain.
Kisi our ko mat batana
ye sms sirf selected BHIKARIYOKO bheja ja raha hain.
3:
What do you call a female who never laughs?
"HASINA"
4:
GEETASAR: MOBILE nirjeev hain !!
SIM CARD iski ATMA hai. !!
SMS wo GYAN hain , jo BATNE se BADTA hain. !!
Iseeliye He PRANI BALANCE KA MOH Tyag Kar SMS KIYA KARO. !!!
5:
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
6:
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.
Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
7:
raadhe raadhe kudi phasaade
harre murari hove kunwari
jai shri ram bane meri jaan
wahe guruji da khalsa ek soni kudi di lalsa
8:
shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad
ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai.........
Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata
9:
JAB BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA,
TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA
10:
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
11:
Geeta mein likha hai?
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
12:
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
13:
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
14:
Tum haste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai,
log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
15:
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
16:
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya?
kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas
msg bhejta rehenga kya?
bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!
17:
Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki
Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti
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